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Last year Nas released an album apocalyptically titled Hip-Hop is Dead. Well, we here at BeatsandBombs.com obviously disagree, but we do feel that over the years several white rappers have been responsible for some atrocious acts that came very close to killing hip-hop once and for all. These nine acts of musical crime literally brought hip-hop to the brink of death, and now we must learn from the past to ensure history never repeats itself. Why only 9? Because the man wouldn’t let us have 10.
British Loser on X FactorThis British teenager is convinced that he has the look, the personality and most important the talent to become a massive rap superstar. He even claims to have drawn comparisons to his idol Eminem. Unfortunately the only thing this reject shares with Eminem is they both need a solid SPF 50 when they go to the beach. Average Homeboy Denny BlazeThe late 80’s were a crazy time in America. Wall Street was boomed then bombed, crack was ravaging the inner cities of America, and hip hop started to become mainstream. Amidst all this chaos, a determined white kid from Cleveland by the name of Denny Blaze released a self produced rap album and homemade music video. The video was sent to all the major record labels and most copies were immediately destroyed for the sake of humanity. But one copy survived and was unleashed onto the internet almost 20 years later. Within 24 hours the video had racked up millions of views as the world was painfully introduced to The Average Homeboy.
John Brown and the White Rapper ShowNow the whole “White Rapper Show” is an embarrassment to white people. The awful contestant selection guaranteed that this show would be the laughingstock of the hip-hop world throughout the entire season. Although we had a wealth of talentless contestants to choose from, John Brown is the one I am featuring because his whole image and persona scream to the world what a joke he is. And If you weren’t already laughing, on the show he frequently referred to himself as the “King of the ‘burbs”, thank you for making me cringe more John Brown. John Cena Fake Rap Battles FanJohn Cena should be ashamed of himself. Not for that god awful piece of garbage movie The Marine, but for introducing an army of impressionable young wrestling fans to the world of rap battles. Every time this block of wood raps in public thousands of talentless middle class white kids get false hope that they too will someday be a professional rapper/actor/wrestler. When in reality they will just end up spending the next couple years annoying the shit out of their parents and future co-workers at Dairy Queen. Limp Bizkit Rollin’ Urban Assault Vehicle remixFred Durst’s late 90’s fame will go down as one of the greatest mysteries the world has ever known. And he wasn’t just famous, for about a year he was a fucking superstar, one of the biggest in the world. Famous enough where he actually claims to have boned Britney Spears and Mandy Moore, and as crazy as that sounds today, it wasn’t that unreasonable back in 1999. Even the Hip-Hop community was briefly fooled with truly talented artists like Method Man, DMX and Redman actually agreeing to collaborate with the balding red-capped ass-clown. Fortunately the dotcom bubble wasn’t the only unsustainable phenomenon built on lies and general public ignorance to suddenly burst in the early 2000’s. I don’t know where Fred Durst is today, nor do I care, I just hope he realizes that he got away with one of the biggest scams in history and for that he deserves every loogie that gets launched on him on a daily basis wherever he goes. Vanilla Ice Play That Funky MusicWhat hasn’t already been said about Vanilla Ice? We all know the story and we all knew he had to appear on this list. Even though the American Public has recently had a cautious reconciliation with Mr. Van Winkle after a not so terrible appearance on VH1’s The Surreal Life, the scars he left may never heal. Who knows how many talented white rappers never got their chance because we were still years away from accepting another Caucasian MC? To mix things up a bit, we’re not pointing out his most famous crime against hip-hop “Ice Ice Baby” and instead going with the less known but equally awful song Play That Funky Music.
Karl Rove Raps at the White House Correspondents DinnerConsidering Karl Rove is the right-wing mastermind behind arguably the most anti-urban political party and presidency of the last 150 years, I think it is safe to say that he represents the exact polar opposite of the hip-hop community. In fact he is hip-hop’s worst enemy. Which is why when he whipped out alter ego “MC Rove” at last year’s White House Correspondent’s dinner he dealt a particularly deadly blow to the hip-hop community. And knowing Rove, I bet he did it on purpose. He was probably hoping that his performance would leave hip-hop fans so fractured and disenfranchised that their entire community would implode forever. Brian Austin GreenSome Atheists will point to the many daily tragedies, murders and overall violence in the world as proof that there is no God. I think a much more reasonable argument for God either not existing or being innately evil is Brian Austin Green’s life. If God was truly a loving and reasonable being then Brian Austin Green would have died from that flesh eating virus years ago. But instead of being punished for his acts of utter cruelty on 90210 he is somehow lives on and even thrives. In fact he actually managed to have sex with the hottest girl on the planet Megan Fox. As long as we live in a world where Brian Austin Green is allowed to even listen to hip-hop let alone attempt to participate in it and he continues to bang Megan Fox then there clearly can be no God. Kevin Federline PopoZaoI debated whether or not Kevin Federline’s disastrous 2006 foray into hip-hop even qualified to make this list since it was universally panned and did not make any impact what-so-ever on the world. I think he sold a grand total of 300 CDs, all of which were bought drunkenly as a joke. But even though he did not sell 30 million albums like his Vanilla flavored predecessor, the fact that he was able to create an entire album of “music”, release three singles and even a music video feels like the equivalent of a back alley gang rape. Maybe Federline’s failure/success means we as a society have finally learned from prior mistakes and are able to reject utter garbage like his before it has a chance to hurt someone. Or maybe we should all be terrified that it has gotten so easy for any white jackass with a coupon for 2 free hours of studio time, a pony tail and a fading pop star girlfriend to participate in hip-hop on such a large scale. As the saying goes, what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger so hopefully hip-hop isn’t dead as Nas claimed but instead is stronger than ever and ready to take 6 bullets at once without flinching, like Fiddy. |
Ha ha Brian Austin Green and Fred Durst should have their own reality show. Lucky bastards who scammed the world.
haha…great post. The average Denny BLAZE video is the shit. the guy has skills. haha
I think you’ll find that people from sheffield aren’t generally considered ‘Cockney’.
To open your post with a statement which is so obviously factually incorrect, shows a basic lack of fact checking that makes you no better than the people you’re making fun of in these videos.
“Hip hop is dead?” Damn, I wish that was true. What garbage. I also wish all these wiggers were dead.
Dear Nikki….
Get a clue.
I’ll put any of this garbage up against Soulja Boy.
hip-hop SUCKS!!!!!!!
it’s not better when home boys rap…
with their goldteeth and stupid mine is bigger than yours bling…
i could say so so much more…
but i won’t waste any more of my time on hip.hop or the rappers…
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white power…ur a b*tch…i bet da only reason u like white people better is cuz some black guy r*pp*d you and killed ur dreams of being a g*y pornstar cuz yo *ss is loose’a den a girls vagina after givin birth to 487283947 pairs of quadruplets…f*ck u and ur white power…so u can take ur so called “white power” n shove it up ur waaaaiiiittt…ud prolly like dat too much….so u can take ur so called “white power” n shove it up some girls vagina…if u kno what dat is…
Ummmm……I would like to take this time to apologize to the black community for these atrocities committed against the Hip Hop world. I cannot make excuses for each of the examples above. They are all true douche bags and if post partum abortions were possible, I would recommend it. Again, on behalf of all white people…I am very very sorry.
Well put wkj…
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hip isn’t music anyways so no worries
Jay-Z’s record company and pop acts under his label have wounded hip-hop worse than any of the shit on this list. I can’t believe people still take him seriously “Little Miss Sunshine, Rihanna where u at?”
Fuck you.
What about Snow?
If i ever saw that British kid somewhere i would beat the fucking shit out of him.Im asking anyone that lives in the U.K. to please smash that kids face
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props to whoever edited that brian austin green shit..omg that shit was funny….im high as hell and i nearly pissed myself!
isnt denny blaze corey feldman>>?
I think that “YARHAR” and “POK” have no clue how hip-hop started or what true hip-hop (today or back in the 90’s) is all about.Saying that hip hop isnt music or that it sucks tells me that you are a FOLLOWER and that those comments you made were influenced by someone or a group of people that listen to other music or you are just some old man who doesnt know much about it or its both.If you were a NORMAL HUMAN BEING you wouldnt feel a need to make such comments on subjects you dont know much about even if it wasnt your type of thing.I dont go up to a mechanic and start telling him how a car works because i dont know anything about cars.
Hip-hop beats are sometimes made with samples from old rock or soul songs(e.g. Jay Z - Takeover sample from The Doors - Five to One).
Hip hop is total shit anyway. It’s hard to ruin something that isn’t worth a fuck in the first place.
Really? For real? Really?
As a white guy, I have to say that nothing embarrasses me more than Insane Clown Posse. That they didn’t make the list is mind blowing.
You forgot the “Informer” guy
boom boom now…………
Snow can’t be on this list because Snow’s hit, “Informer,” is actually a good song.
The dude was actually popular in Jamaica with his Guiness World Record Holding Reggae Single. No joke, he was in the Guiness Record Book for best selling US reggae single.
Funny (and probably telling of American racism that still exists albeit in a more covert way) but true.
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Already mentioned - Snow and ICP should have been high on your list. Definitely higher than Brian Green and Durst.
Reading the comments that say rap is shit and isnt music makes me hate being white… mainly for the fact that 98% of the people who hate rap and take the time to comment how much they hate it, are stupid ass inbred rednecks, they live in racist ignorant and/or non-multiculturaled areas and have no clue about the soul and emotions that go into REAL hip-hop.
fuck off twatter hemp hemp hemp
Gotta admit that ICP doesn’t belong here.
Juggallette 4evr
ITS A SHAME. THOSE BASTARDS RUINED EVERY CHANCE OF A TALENTED WHITE RAPPER. AT LEAST MY CITY LOVES BIZERK DA JERK BABY. SO SEE ME AT BIZERKMUSIC. COM .
ICP definitely DOES NOT belong here..Detroit JUGGALO here..ICP will blow your fucking mind if you see them live..they are SELF-MADE MILLIONAIRES..no radio play, no big advertisements..just real mofo’s who didn’t forget where they came from..fuck EMINEM, that pussy grew up on the wrong side of 8 mile to be claiming DETROIT..ICP is the shit nephew..hands down, so blow me and every other JUGGALO and JUGGALETTE and stop talking shit…MMFCL—nizzo
“Jealous cause I went multi-platinum
Now I’m gonna blast em in the head till they’re dead with my magnum
Lyrics might be simplistic, but I’m no gimp
On the strip, cause I know how to pimp it
Now I got grip and suckers keep sinking in my quicksand
VANILLA ICE, vocal hitman”
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All of these were awful. Hip-hop today is pretty awful too. I think that guy John Brown you put on the list is very comparable to almost anything that is played on the radio today. I mean Soulja Boy is selling records like crazy and his stuff is jsut terrible.
you forgot marky mark
Hip Hop can suck my cock! It’s not music, it’s shit!
that john brown video is hot. stop hating
Wierd al Yankovick would be proud of John Brown……….
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this is why white people cant have nothin.
i like turtles
lmao the only thing that didn’t make me want to cry like a bitch with a skinned knee was the Rollin Urban Assault Vehicle Remix[I never heard the one in the video but the one produced by swizz is off the chain cept durst] but you did forget : Ron Jeremy - Freak of The Week[its horrible but at the same time it's still Ron Jeremy] and Snow - the informer. Jon Brown/K-Fed are the lamest muhfuckas since vanilla ice. It’s a shame really. everything on this page set us white rappers back a good 20 years. this shit almost makes me wanna stop rapping n just produce beats.
the biggest crime white people (any people for that matter) made was listening to rap period.
You must be a complete loser to name yourself “Spook Doggy Dogg”.You probably dont have a real reason to why you’re being
racist.100 bucks says you heard one of your friends saying racist shit and you just follow what ever they do.You are not an actual racist even though you probably try to be since you take your time to type in a name like that.I’ve met people like you and they usually end up disliking me because i purposely try to expose their weaknesses and their sad way of thinking.From my point of view you are a poser/loser/sad and you are NOT a real human being.What you need to do is be real and dont say stuff that will force other people like myself to eat you alive and shit you out.
metalhead,spook doggy dogg,rich,pok,yarhar ARE THE BIGGEST KNOWN LOSERS OF THIS WORLD.The best words to describe the true person behind these internet aliases are PATHETIC,SAD,LITTLE.These losers have nothing better to do than type little comments about shit they know nothing about.Please choke on a piece of food and die.