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Grab-A-Link
October 22
under: News
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Busta Rhymes Opens up on Aftermath Exit (The Rap Up)

Winner of the DJ Wonder & HipHopRuckus.com MC Competition (HiphopRuckus)

50 Cent’s “Before I Self Destruct” is coming… (Str8nyc)

Kanye’s 808 & Heartbreaks Track List, New Album Out In June (Defsounds)

Bump it or Blow it: Jay Rock feat Lil Wayne (Allhiphop)

Stat Quo To Release “300-400″ Unreleased Dr. Dre Tracks (HiphopDX)

8 Raunchiest Rap Songs Kids Love to Sing
October 1
under: Lists
comments: 25

For as long we’ve created music for the masses, parents and politicians across the world have been quick to complain that our children are being exposed to violent and overtly sexual messages. Hip-hop in particular has been a lightning rod for controversy especially when it comes to vulgar and raunchy lyrics. Because hip-hop has always had such a huge target on its back, many artists have become masters at hiding disguising their really dirty lyrics through the use of creative metaphors which seem innocent to anyone who doesn’t understand their true meaning. That’s great for us adults but I will admit I find it a bit awkward, and sometimes amusing, when I hear a 5th grader unknowingly singing a song about squirting jizz onto a girls face.

So with that said here is a list of the 8 raunchiest rap songs kids love to sing.

08. Next – “Too Close”

In 1997 I was a wide-eyed 15 year old freshmen being driven to school by a gorgeous blonde senior named Jenny. Every morning Jenny let me pick the music we’d listen to and for a little over a month the song “Too Close” by Next was by far my number one choice. One day Jenny turned to me and said “I think it’s pretty fitting that a freshmen boy would be so obsessed with a song about uncontrollably popping a boners”. I was completely embarrassed and simultaneously baffled by her statement. My red face and look of utter confusion must have given me away because Jenny then restarted the song and told me to listen to the lyrics. Like a blind man seeing for the first time I sat back and felt a little bit stupider with every passing verse. I mean how could I not have understood this? The first line of the song is “I wonder if she could tell I’m hard right now”. That was the last time I played “Too Close”, I spent the remainder of the semester playing Mase Harlem World on repeat at least I knew what Mase meant when he sang about buying E Class Benzes.

07. Lil John & The Eastside Boys “Get Low”

Using nothing more than a basic synthesizer and a few simple catch phrases Lil Jon has managed to pump out some of the most infectious rap anthems of the last 5 years. None more catchy than the track he produced with The Eastside Boyz “Get Low”. Get Low featured some obviously explicit lines like “to the sweat drops down my balls.(MY BALLS)” but the reason it ended up on this list is for popularizing the phrase “skeet skeet”. “Skeet skeet” refers to the act of shooting jizz onto a girl’s face, ass, tits, etc. Until Dave Chappelle pointed this out to everyone on Chappelle’s show you couldn’t walk 10 feet without hearing some kid yelling “skeet skeet mother fucker!” While it may have been funny to watch a kid unknowingly tell his friends he wanted to cum on their faces after an awesome basketball shot, I think everyone felt pretty dirty when the whole truth was exposed.

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Ed McMahon to Release Financial Rap
September 25
under: Culture, News
comments: 0

More from the the WTF files, Ed McMahon has been hired by FreeCreditReport.com to record two viral videos for them where he raps about his past financial troubles. WTF? I mean look at that picture, just ridiculous. FreeCreditReport.com needs to go back to the guy in the pirate restaurant with the catchy little tunes, that’s their real money maker, that song was awesome haha. Check out the CNN article below.

Ed McMahon turns gangsta rapper

7 Moments When Rappers Just Didn’t Give a Fuck
September 17
under: Lists
comments: 10

Whether it’s because they’re rich enough to not care what people think or because they are just so badass that the normal lines of behavior don’t exist for them, no matter the reason the fact is some of the biggest names in hip-hop just don’t give a fuck. It’s true that guys like Eminem, ODB, and Public Enemy probably belong on this list but the artists we’ve singled out don’t mind being themselves in public with a camera on them. That’s really what makes these guys the 7 rappers who just don’t give a fuck.

7. DMX Drops The F Bomb in Court








You can take the rapper out of the hood but sometimes you just can’t take the hood out the rapper. I would have to say that goes double for DMX. In the same time that he put out 6 hit albums he managed to get arrested for a litany of acts including drug possession, animal cruelty, reckless driving, driving without a license while possessing marijuana, parole violation and my personal favorite falsely identifying himself as an FBI agent during a parking lot robbery at JFK airport. Clearly DMX does not give a fuck that he is one of the biggest rappers in the game with millions of dollars in the bank (we assume) and legions of fans. The greatest thing about DMX is that even when he gets caught and has to impress a judge to win freedom he proceeds to drop the f bomb in front of an entire courtroom.



6. Puff Daddy Pisses For Millions of Youtube Fans






Last I heard, Puff Daddy is worth over $300 million. With that kind of cash he can and should do whatever he wants without caring what anyone says. Throw massive parties, pour out bottles of Crystal, complain to the world about the tragedy of rising fuel costs forcing you to skip the private jet and fly commercial. Even make a youtube video about how much you enjoy peeing. Cause he can’t stop, and he won’t stop.



5. Busta Rhymes Needs to Shit




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Being a rap star comes with a price, you’re always in the public eye, everywhere you go people will demand you take a thousand pictures and sign autographs for hours. That sounds like it might be fun, except when you’ve been working all day and need to take a massive dump. That’s why I love Busta Rhymes. Most people would make up an excuse or pretend they didn’t hear the fans begging for attention…but not Busta. He confronts these winey bitches head on and makes them look absolutely stupid.

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KRS-One and Soulja Boy Talk Hip-Hop
August 29
under: News
comments: 2

KRS-One and Soulja Boy sat down recently and chatted about Hip-Hop culture past and present. First off the headline reads “KRS-One Officially Welcomes Soulja Boy” WTF is that? Also how do you get welcomed in to Hip-Hop after you’ve already put out an album? A lot of this just doesn’t make sense to me but enough of the hating.

There were a few parts of the conversation I found interesting first Soulja Boy asked KRS-One why all the older rappers were hating on him and KRS-One answered him how the old cats don’t want to see all the hard work they put in go for nothing if the new generation doesn’t respect the culture. This stuff just sounds like your typical bitter old man syndrome vs. being young and dumb. The other thing I couldn’t believe was KRS had to explain to Soulja Boy how Hip-Hop started out with graffiti, break dancing, beat boxing etc. You crazy kids today, read up on your history haha.

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KRS-One Officially Welcomes Soulja Boy to Hip-Hop

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