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Well, well, well, what do we have here, I check my email and I see my man Xplosive hit me up with this little article he wrote outlining the whole beef between Charles and Soulja. Xplosive just lets the world know that basically that whole charade you saw yesterday was a joke. I mean who squashes beefs in 24 hours? It exposes the whole marketing ploy that this dude’s career has been. Personally, I have never hated on the dude, I don’t know him or want to know him, but that doesn’t mean Xplosive isn’t right. The whole time I have watched his career taking off I have wondered to myself why? Where was his buzz? Who did he know at radio? Maybe he’s a MySpace artist like Soulja Boy was? Shit, Xplosive and I worked together at a record label and my job was to know every artist, how could I miss him in my own city I live in now? This dude really had me trippin. He basically came from nowhere, and that means the buzz is all a facade. Really there are even more specific answers but I don’t want to steal my boy’s thunder so click the article at the bottom of the page to read more! For as long we’ve created music for the masses, parents and politicians across the world have been quick to complain that our children are being exposed to violent and overtly sexual messages. Hip-hop in particular has been a lightning rod for controversy especially when it comes to vulgar and raunchy lyrics. Because hip-hop has always had such a huge target on its back, many artists have become masters at hiding disguising their really dirty lyrics through the use of creative metaphors which seem innocent to anyone who doesn’t understand their true meaning. That’s great for us adults but I will admit I find it a bit awkward, and sometimes amusing, when I hear a 5th grader unknowingly singing a song about squirting jizz onto a girls face. So with that said here is a list of the 8 raunchiest rap songs kids love to sing. 08. Next – “Too Close” In 1997 I was a wide-eyed 15 year old freshmen being driven to school by a gorgeous blonde senior named Jenny. Every morning Jenny let me pick the music we’d listen to and for a little over a month the song “Too Close” by Next was by far my number one choice. One day Jenny turned to me and said “I think it’s pretty fitting that a freshmen boy would be so obsessed with a song about uncontrollably popping a boners”. I was completely embarrassed and simultaneously baffled by her statement. My red face and look of utter confusion must have given me away because Jenny then restarted the song and told me to listen to the lyrics. Like a blind man seeing for the first time I sat back and felt a little bit stupider with every passing verse. I mean how could I not have understood this? The first line of the song is “I wonder if she could tell I’m hard right now”. That was the last time I played “Too Close”, I spent the remainder of the semester playing Mase Harlem World on repeat at least I knew what Mase meant when he sang about buying E Class Benzes. 07. Lil John & The Eastside Boys “Get Low” Using nothing more than a basic synthesizer and a few simple catch phrases Lil Jon has managed to pump out some of the most infectious rap anthems of the last 5 years. None more catchy than the track he produced with The Eastside Boyz “Get Low”. Get Low featured some obviously explicit lines like “to the sweat drops down my balls.(MY BALLS)” but the reason it ended up on this list is for popularizing the phrase “skeet skeet”. “Skeet skeet” refers to the act of shooting jizz onto a girl’s face, ass, tits, etc. Until Dave Chappelle pointed this out to everyone on Chappelle’s show you couldn’t walk 10 feet without hearing some kid yelling “skeet skeet mother fucker!” While it may have been funny to watch a kid unknowingly tell his friends he wanted to cum on their faces after an awesome basketball shot, I think everyone felt pretty dirty when the whole truth was exposed.
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KRS-One and Soulja Boy sat down recently and chatted about Hip-Hop culture past and present. First off the headline reads “KRS-One Officially Welcomes Soulja Boy” WTF is that? Also how do you get welcomed in to Hip-Hop after you’ve already put out an album? A lot of this just doesn’t make sense to me but enough of the hating. There were a few parts of the conversation I found interesting first Soulja Boy asked KRS-One why all the older rappers were hating on him and KRS-One answered him how the old cats don’t want to see all the hard work they put in go for nothing if the new generation doesn’t respect the culture. This stuff just sounds like your typical bitter old man syndrome vs. being young and dumb. The other thing I couldn’t believe was KRS had to explain to Soulja Boy how Hip-Hop started out with graffiti, break dancing, beat boxing etc. You crazy kids today, read up on your history haha. Click the link below to read the full article.
Unfortunately Soulja Boy’s MySpace is working again and in a response video says he has something for the hacker in his next video, everyone watch out Soulja Boy’s angry haha. Soulja Boy Hacker’s Videos
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I heard that Soulja Boy’s MySpace got hacked over the weekend by some kid from Michigan. The hacker erased all his friends and pretty much everything else on SB’s page. He wrote on the page that he ws saving Hip-Hop haha. I am not for fucking with other people’s stuff but this is hilarious to me. Soulja Boy deserves it for acting like a fool all the god damn time. His most recent you tube videos finally show the world his ignorant self. Someone really needs to kick Soulja Boy’s ass.
