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D-Sisive – “No More Words/If…” (prod. Muneshine)
November 17
under: Felipe, Songs
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D-Sisive has alot to say in his press kit, but I have to get in first and just state that if you don’t like D-Sisive after hearing these two songs, then just give up. “If…” might just be the personal statement song of the year. Now onto D to tell you about Jonestown 2:

If Andre 3000 wrote his own press release, you’d…Naah. Too obvious. Unless you haven’t heard ‘If…’. Then not obvious at all. But once you hear it..so obvious. Fu*k it.

It’s 7:06 am. I’m sitting on my sofa, struggling to write a ‘proper’ press release for my new singles. I’m also monitoring my cat Willy’s recent detox from wet food. He’s sweating. Climbing the walls. It’s hard to be funny when your cat is calling you a ‘piece of sh*t.’

I tried to start with the city I’m from, followed by cheap adjectives. Toronto. Prolific. Alternative. White. Rapper.

Rappers always refer to their new songs as ‘Smash Hits’ even though nobody has heard them. Even though nobody will ever hear them.

“I’m taking over this year!” That’s a good one. Read the rest of this entry »

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